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Archive for 2005A plane is standing on a runway that can move (some sort of band conveyer). The plane moves in one direction, while the conveyer moves in the opposite direction. This conveyer has a control system that tracks the plane speed and tunes the speed of the conveyer to be exactly the same (but in opposite direction). The question is: Will the plane take off or not? Will it be able to run up and take off?
PS: before you google it, there’s 18 pages of argument between physics students on: 1. If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face. 2. Macgyver can build an airplane out of gum and paper clips, but Chuck Norris can kill him and take it. 3. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. 4. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. 5. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away. 6. Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. 7. There are no disabled people in the world. Only those people who have felt the wrath of Chuck Norris. 8. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent. 9. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. 10. Chuck Norris does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway. 11. Chuck Norris has recently changed his middle name to "Fucking." 12. When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever. 13. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist. 14. There are two kinds of people in this world: people who suck, and Chuck Norris. 15. In the movie "Back to the Future" they used Chuck Norris’ Delorean to go back into time and into the future. When they gave it back to him with a scratch on it he was angry and roundhouse kicked Michael J. Fox, which years later was the cause of his Parkinson’s disease. 16. Chuck Norris spends his Saturdays climbing mountains and meditating in peaceful solitude. Sundays are for oral s3x, KFC and Tequila. 17. Chuck Norris always has sex on the first date. Always. The only time he didn’t was in 1941, otherwise known as the beginning of the Holocaust. 18. Chuck Norris can enter up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, Select, Start using only his erection. 19. Crop circles are Chuck Norris’s way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the fuck down. 20. There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris’ shoe. Chuck replied, "Don’t you know who I am? I’m Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris. Geez! This sounds all right…
Go check it out on their website! This is amazing! This is something I’ve been looking for. A decent game editor at an affordable price. I’d be very tempted to go for the Silver or Gold package. You even get a 30 day trial to see if you like it. I’m always getting ideas for games, but it’s soooo time consuming coming up with all the programming in C or whichever language you want. I’d prefer to have simple tools to let me do it and concentrate on getting my game out there rather than worrying about creating memory handles, playing sound the right way and all that nitty gritty that’s involved in creating games or other programs. I just want to get it done! Don’t think it’s the same company selling it but you can buy a "Nuclear Globe" to roll around the beach or home in.. it looks a hell of a lot like a Zorb:
You have to look at the Zorb website as they won’t let me post pics.. but it’s the same thing. I gotta get my friends out and do this some time this coming Summer. It’d be fucken awesome! We didn’t end up going to the kiddy place after all. There was a thunderstorm around most of the day, so we stayed home and rested. Today I’m having the day off. I have a bit of gastro and have not been feeling well so I’m just resting up. I had to go to the doctor even though I think this is a 24 hour thing as my manager now requires me to produce a certificate even if I only have one day off. It turns out with this company, they advertise ‘unlimited sick days’ but don’t dare take off more than 10 in a year or they start whinging. During winter, I had a week off so that’s put out my record and with a few other days off during this year due to being genuinely sick I’m over their limit. http://media.putfile.com/MysonisaHeterohostingual16 Chex it. U know u want 2. Spose I best write something or youse will all goes away. Not much happening at work lately. All projects are on hold for the time being until after Xmas and new years. Probably won’t pick up again until February, hence I’m sitting at work doing nothing but twiddling my thumbs all day. You see, we have a queue of jobs and when a job comes in we do it, if no jobs come in we cannot do any extra work as it won’t be billable to the client. Ah - the joys of being an outsourcing company. So I can’t just go off and tune things or check things are ay okay and fix any tiny problems as my company cannot make money since the job wasn’t logged in the queue. So we aren’t allowed to do any extraneous work. So we sit and twiddle. Thank God for da intarweb. If only that were mildly interesting. One thing I came across on the digg site is http://www.slashdigg.com/ - it summarises the DIGG and Slashdot website feeds into one easy to read and pleasant looking page. Very nice. I use it all the time now. I don’t care how many times an article was ‘dugg’. If it’s there, I just want to read it. I was going to meet up with some friends while in Brizzy last Monday but they didn’t take their mobile phone to work so didn’t get my messages until that afternoon when I was already on my way home. Some lucky guy won Douglas Adams’ Apple on eBay. Lucky SOB. Swimming day again, then it’s off to Brizzy to drop off Bec for a test for getting into her nursing course next year. She had only just been accepted to a course in Sydney when Sienna decided to gestate, so had to cancel. Now that Sienna is older and can go to daycare next year and Blake will be taken care of in Sydney, she has the chance to resume her beginning of studies. Good luck. Should be more fun than being stuck at home all day. Blake will be going back to Sydney at the start of January. He will be staying with his father and his father’s gf. They are out somewhere near Penrith. He will have more of a one-on-one class there and has many more friends and family to visit. Up here he just has school and living with us and nobody to visit or stay with on weekends and holidays, so it’s very restricting for him. Down there he has a bigger support group so things should be much better for him. We have just finished going through solicitors and JP’s to get the paperwork signed and the papers are soon going to wing their way to the Family Court. Finally, Mandrivalinux 2006 has been released and I will be able to download it to install on my Media PC/Server. I want to merge both PCs into one faster PC so I don’t have two computers going all day. Should help cut down on electricity too. I have an Athlon 1600+ with 0.5Gb RAM to run it on which should be way enough. I might even try MythTv on it. At least this machine will be able to easily play DivX and XviD movies. The Celeron 433 just can’t cope at all. Poor thing. At one of the places where I work they have an advertisement for staff to take their kids to a place in Surfers Paradise called "AbraKIDazzle" which is a place where kids play, running through plastic tunnels and climbing up high. I might take the kids there tomorrow. They need somewhere to go crazy and the place serves coffee so I will be set. I will take my PocketPC and do some beta testing of some new games Astraware is currently making.
Okay lets try posting multiple pictures and see if I get it right. This week I was sent an invitation to a party for a friend at work. It was a fun party. I met some new people, had some beers and a good chat. We watched a very strange but hilarious movie called Kung Fu Hustle. Damn, it’s weird as hell but funny.. so strangely funny. You have to see it to understand. I gotta get myself a copy of it. I took Sienna swimming today. She had a fantastic time as always and can almost climb out of the pool without any assistance. I grabbed some Red Rooster chicken, chips and stuff for lunch. Sienna had some chicken nuggets and chips and orange juice. Blake had chicken strips and chips and lemonade. I had quarter chicken and chips and diet coke. Bec had quarter chicken, potatoes, peas, gravy and diet coke. Everyone was happy. I also got four chocolate mousses which everyone gobbled up fast. I brought the food home and asked Sienna if she wanted chicken and chips. She saw the mousse and ran inside yelling to Blake "BAKE!! CHOCKIT BAKE!! CHOCKIT!!!" hehe. The kids are in Sienna’s bedroom playing at the moment. Everyone is going Sudoku crazy lately, so here’s my contribution. Enjoy yourself! Add it to your own website if you like. Might bring in the odd one or two other blog viewers. Can’t be bad can it Wow this is a cool plugin! Download EvilLyrics: http://www.evillabs.sk/evillyrics/ Install it on your PC and start up Winamp/Windows MediaPlayer/whichever you have which is supported. Start up your music player and watch it find the lyrics and display them for you! Woooo how cool is that EvilLyrics For Teh Winz!
Here’s a tree near the train station where we had to evacuate our train due to a bomb threat by terrorists on the Brisbane network. I caught an early train home but it was running late and so stopped a few stations before my own. We are currently sitting on the grass in the station car park. |
