I’ve had some weird dreams lately.
One was someone asking me about a story called "Harry Potter and the underpants-removing spell". I said it was a good one to use on girls.
The other one was I had been promised a back massage……. by Natalie Portman. How bizarre. She didn’t do it though. Someone else was going to substitute.
Does this mean I have some unknown hidden desire for Natalie? Perhaps I want to use a spell to remove her underwear. I had no idea, but it looks that way. Not that I’m complaining mind. Could be all the TV advertising getting into my head.. like showing all the new episodes of Star Wars over the last few months on TV .. and Harry Potter coming out on DVD this week. It all gets mixed up!
Then again I also had a weird dream about some guys going to bash me up because of what I did while dating their sister or daughter or something. I had to run to dodge them and somehow got into a car and had a car chase to get away from them. Can’t remember how it ended up though.




