I hope you get lots.
Of whatever it is you like to get.
When it is a day such as today.
Or maybe you abhor commercialism.
In which case you are a cheapskate.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I’m really horny and so are you!
Let’s get bizzeh!
Your eyes are like two limpid pools of loveliness, your hair is like a golden waterfall. Plus those short skirts you wear make me really horny.
