Dodgy Simpsons quotes
Dodgy quotes from The Simpsons:
“You’ve done it, Mr Nibbles! Now, chew through my ballsack!” - Principal Skinner
“That’s the last time you’ll slap your Willie around” - Groundskeeper Willie
“I think women and seamen don’t mix” - Whelan Smithers
“Dad, women don’t like being shot in the face!” - Lisa Simpson
“Thank you Mayor Simpson. Because of you, we’re all taking golden showers” - Kent Brockman
“The Chinese Government only allows wholesome married couples to adopt. No hen without cock. I apologize if that is a double entendre in your language. It is not in ours.” - Chinese Adoption Agent.
Note that the word for “hen” in Chinese can also mean “whore”.
Mr Burns to Mr Smithers: “You’d kneel before me?”. Mr Smithers: “Boy, would I!”.
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